The New Zoo Revue - Syracuse
Stef Noble
7/19/2001

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Two bison. They refused to move closer. The collared snackery... errm... I mean peccary. The collared peccary. Not the collared snackery. Porcupines. Pork-u-pines. Some deer. They don't care. A tiger waiting for some unsuspecting young tot to scratch it's belly. Ummm... I think there is a lynx or bobcat or something hidden in the blur of this photo. I have no idea what I was taking a picture of here. Something hidden under that tree.
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Kids and elephants will someday play together in harmony! A cygnet hiding from me. TINY! TINY Deer! Teeny tiny deer thing. I believe this was the snow leopard or some other similar cat. He did not care for having his visage captured on film. Hey, bub. *snikt* Umm.. condors or vultures or something of that nature. BEAR!!! BEAR!
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BEAR! Snow owl #1 Snow owl #2 Folded-up swan. Wire. Oh, and a bird. Mmm. Dirt. The essential donkey. Donkey nose. Not exactly naked per say. Not dancing. But still a LLAMA!
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Standing amongst the painted brethren. Schnozzling the water spout. Drinking water. Drinking water, featuring poo. Hanging out by the old waterhole, legs casually crossed. Hidden yak feet. Washing food in the water. Playing with sticks. Feeding the elephants.
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Giant mouthful of hay. Mmmm. Dindin time! Le poo! Non non! bébé d'éléphant Flamingos and ducks. Knobby-kneed flamingos. Vicious cactus! Wouldn't that be "cacti" bite? The new arrival sign refers to the baby reindeer in the background. "I'm a monkey! I'm crazy!"
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Monkey monkey monkey. "Why hello! Might I offer you an orange half?" Primates abound. Mmmm. Dead skin. Monkey performance art. Moving too fast.. slow down monkeys! That's a tamarind hiding in there. More lemurs. Lemurs galore.
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"Look at the rack on that one!" Um. Yes. Merry Christmas. Ring-tail lemur. "I'm endangered! Love me!" A big blue parrot. I'm a Mandrill! Fear me! Exit Mandrill. Mandrill in the dark. Snuggling mandrill. Mandrill butt.
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Boo! Hmmm. I'm a bad photographer! A luxurious bed of gravel. This is a meerkat, I believe. Don't mess with him! Lounging lions. I'm alliterating like a teen magazine. Big parrot-like thing. Bird. Bird. One-legged bird. Tortoise.
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Bird atrium. I want a bill like this. Blurry naked mole-rats. Aliens! They're disgusting (yet compelling) little aliens! Peek-a-boo. Mmmm. Tubers. A fittingly descriptive name for the species. Fuzzy naked mole-rat photo. Naked mole-rats consuming. Crazy little aliens. Mmmmm. Boxes.
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"I'm cute! I'm slow! Love me!" Sloth. Slooooth. A bad photo of bats. Fennec fox in hell! Le swan. Hidden yak. The tiger refuses to look at me. For some reason, "Bos grunniens" sounds funny. Yak yak yak.